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Scary Barry's Commentary: The Giants Soap Opera-Jeff,Big Bats,Shinjo's Shades And Mr. 73
Its almost that time again folks! To play ball.No doubt those San Francisco Giants have improved. For opposing pitchers, a line up consisting of Jeff Kent, Rich Aurilla, Barry Bonds and Reggie Sanders, is enough to bring on the Maalox for a queasy stomach. Manager Dusty Baker is the glue that holds it all together. Then theres Jeff Kent, Mr. Regular guy! He washes his own truck, buys his own food and wears torn underwear. Who is he kidding? This small charm school drop out wouldn't last ten minutes with joe six pac! Like most Baseball players, Mr.Kent's bad attitude would land him in an Emergency ward without the protection of money! Regular hard working guys, forced to eat humble pie everyday, wouldn't put up with a Jeff Kent. As a fan its a dilemma for the Scary one. On the field these Giants are going to be entertaining, but in the clubhouse its another matter. There, the bad vibes are strong enough to piss off even the Dali Lama! I'm hoping the dude from Japan, Shinjo, with his cool shades and winning ways, will lighten things up. He has the look of a movie star and the statistics of an extra. Actually the Scary one thinks he'll deliver. Maybe its those cool shades! Last but not least, there's the case of Mr. 73, Barry Bonds. He's got game! Barry is going to get it on folks! Thunder will come off his bat! I know Barry owns a small cute tail wagging dog. Which only proves that dogs don't know any better! Just ask Sammy Sosa! Meanwhile a truck has just pulled up in front with a pallet load of prune juice. Sorry, wrong address Mister! Send it to Pac Bell park. The Giants can use it! |
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